Heather: How’s it going?
Lisa: It’s soooo hot. Do you want to go swimming in the ocean and then get some ice cream for dinner?
Heather: You want to go swimming with all the sharks?
Lisa: Oh. Sharks? I guess I’ll just get ice cream then. What sharks?
Heather: Haven’t you read about the sharks all over the place? There were like two at 78th street.
Lisa: I mean, I read about that shark eating people down in North Carolina, but… I guess I’ve been really busy.
Heather: Have you been watching The Bachelorette?
Lisa: Those guys should all leave. Sharks? Really? What are you doing right now?
Heather: Yeah. We really need to find someone who has a pool. Going to Applebee’s.
Lisa: Applebee’s is disgusting. I gotta go. I need to order my ice cream.
P.S. Speaking of sharks, this guy seems like a cool person.
