All this work and searching for a place to live and meeting potential new roommates is really cutting into my football-watching time. This a huge problem that needs to be addressed immediately. What am I doing in Virginia Beach right now? College Gameday is in Blacksburg! I should be down there dressed in maroon and orange waving around some witty posterboard on a stick.
You better watch where you parked your car, Corso. Lightning does strike twice.