Sammy: “Make sure Fabio doesn’t get out.”
Me: “That’s his name?”
Sammy: “No, that’s his nickname.”
Me: “Oh.”
Sammy: “His real name is Boots.”
I watch to make sure Fabio/Boots doesn’t get out until Sammy gets back from the bathroom.
Sammy: “FABIO! What are you doing? Bad!”
Me: “What did he do?”
Sammy: “Awww, look at his pokey pokey head! Aww, he’s lookin’ out! Awwww! BAD FABIO! What are you doing? Stop kicking your food. You need to be punished!”
She takes out the hamster and tosses it up in the air a few times.
Me: “We used to do that to my friend’s hamster.”
Sammy: Laughs
Me: “It died.”
Sammy: “WHAT? How? How did it die? Oh, FABIO. Kiss, kiss Fabio. Aren’t you glad I feed you? Go in your hole. Night night, Fabio!”
Me: “I thought his name was Boots.”
Sammy: “Fabio.”
