Miles driven: 1671
States covered today: Kansas, Missouri
Stupidest question of the day: “Why isn’t this working? Does this gas pump not take MasterCard?” “I’m sure it does take MasterCard. However, I doubt it will accept your Comfort Inn room key.”
Best part of the day: Lunch at Sonic
Worst part of the day: Flat empty land and lots of wind
Stupidest sign of the day: “Adult Video Store. Discounts with CDL (commercial driver’s license). Exit now.”
Current location: St. Louis, MO
Current time zone: Central
Current elevation: Not important anymore
Miles to New Jersey: approximately 930?