It’s official. After nearly 30 years of envy, wishful thinking and delusional afternoons on the beach, I’ve finally accepted the fact that I am not now, nor am I destined to ever be…tan. I do, however, have nice skin, a few cute freckles, and hardly any wrinkles…oh, and a few Lorac products that get me through the months of July and August. So, things are looking up.

This crazy trip has got me feelin’: well-adapted
And I’m singin’ along to: Knee Deep – Zac Brown Band feat. Jimmy Buffett