5. I am not wearing Uggs or flip-flops.
4. I am wearing a collared shirt or blazer of some sort.
3. My hair looks like I brushed it instead of rolling out of bed and showing up to work looking like the long lost member of an 80s hair band.
2. I appear to be in an optimistic mood past 10:30 a.m.
1. You catch me applying make-up in the bathroom around 3:30 p.m.