1. Don’t work in restaurants where you won’t eat.
2. Don’t flirt with people who don’t flirt back.
3. Don’t get married until you buy your own house.
4. Try not to live in one town for more than two years.
5. Don’t copy off of other people’s MySpace profiles.
6. Don’t listen to everyone tell you what you want is stupid.
7. Don’t take pills to lose weight.
8. Don’t get angry at people for making the same mistakes you do.
9. Don’t lie when it doesn’t matter.
10. Don’t read anyone’s e-mail but your own.