The Best Valentine’s Day Ever

Some reasons why yesterday was the best Valentine’s Day ever:
1. I had chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast.
2. I went for a 3-mile run.
3. I got lay in the hammock outside in the sun for a bit with Cosmo and a huge glass of water in my shorts and a bathing suit top.
4. I live in a place with palm trees.
5. I watched one of the coolest episodes of JAG ever from Season 3. (Harm and Mac KISSED!)
6. Even though you can only take 5-minute showers here in Nevada, at least I got to wash my hair with my new Bumble & Bumble Alojoba shampoo and conditioner that my parents gave me as a V-Day present.
7. My hair smelled nice for the rest of the day.
8. Even though I lost $55, I looked like a badass playing Blackjack for awhile at Caesar’s.
9. I must have looked damn hot when I went out last night because when I sat down next to my aunt at the Wheel of Fortune slot machine, she jumped because she didn’t recognize me!
10. The only silly boy I had to worry about all day was Franky Pockets.