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Stephen would say I’m “ruling at life.”

The following things are extremely awesome.

1. That I got to play football on the beach in November.
2. That I can have meaningful conversations about Virginia Tech football and Company E-15 of the Pershing Rifles/the Gregory Guard with the old men at my job.
3. That I have already found a radio station in Virginia Beach playing nothing but Christmas music until January 1.
4. That I have a semi-formal, office Christmas party to attend on December 11. (I am currently accepting applications for a date.)
5. That I am excited about Christmas for the first time in at least three years.
6. That my apartment smells nice all the time.
7. That my little brother (censored) Avril Lavigne concert.
8. That I got up early enough to make myself an omelet for breakfast this morning before work.
9. Wawa.

Nice.

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  1. APPLICATION TO ACCOMPANY VTJERSEYGIRL03 TO THE SEMI-FORMAL OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY ON DECEMBER 11TH
    Name: ljrichard
    Age: 20 (but I act much younger)
    Marital status: single
    Smoker? No
    Drinker? You all know the story
    Tattoos? No
    Gross income? Yes
    Edukayshun: N/A
    Describe yourself, in one word: Pronoun
    Why do you think VTJerseyGirl03 should pick you to be her date? What is this, a questionnaire?
    Hey, I asked you a question. Answer mine, first.
    No, you answer mine first!
    Screw you.
    Go to hell.
    Jerk.
    Asshole.
    ——————–
    Well, is there anything else you need to know? 🙂

    1. Re: APPLICATION TO ACCOMPANY VTJERSEYGIRL03 TO THE SEMI-FORMAL OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY ON DECEMBER 11
      hmmm… percent likeliness that applicant will be on the continent of North America on the date of the event?

      1. Re: APPLICATION TO ACCOMPANY VTJERSEYGIRL03 TO THE SEMI-FORMAL OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY ON DECEMBER 11
        At this point, I estimate, conservatively, zero. 😛 But don’t worry: Between now and the 11th, I bet we’ll see that number increase to at least four or five percent. 🙂
        I’d sure like to go with you, Lisa!!! I’ll keep you posted. . . .

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