The following things are extremely awesome.
1. That I got to play football on the beach in November.
2. That I can have meaningful conversations about Virginia Tech football and Company E-15 of the Pershing Rifles/the Gregory Guard with the old men at my job.
3. That I have already found a radio station in Virginia Beach playing nothing but Christmas music until January 1.
4. That I have a semi-formal, office Christmas party to attend on December 11. (I am currently accepting applications for a date.)
5. That I am excited about Christmas for the first time in at least three years.
6. That my apartment smells nice all the time.
7. That my little brother (censored) Avril Lavigne concert.
8. That I got up early enough to make myself an omelet for breakfast this morning before work.
9. Wawa.
Nice.
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you’re doing pretty good except step 3. other than that, keep on trucking.
APPLICATION TO ACCOMPANY VTJERSEYGIRL03 TO THE SEMI-FORMAL OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY ON DECEMBER 11TH
Name: ljrichard
Age: 20 (but I act much younger)
Marital status: single
Smoker? No
Drinker? You all know the story
Tattoos? No
Gross income? Yes
Edukayshun: N/A
Describe yourself, in one word: Pronoun
Why do you think VTJerseyGirl03 should pick you to be her date? What is this, a questionnaire?
Hey, I asked you a question. Answer mine, first.
No, you answer mine first!
Screw you.
Go to hell.
Jerk.
Asshole.
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Well, is there anything else you need to know? 🙂
Re: APPLICATION TO ACCOMPANY VTJERSEYGIRL03 TO THE SEMI-FORMAL OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY ON DECEMBER 11
hmmm… percent likeliness that applicant will be on the continent of North America on the date of the event?
Re: APPLICATION TO ACCOMPANY VTJERSEYGIRL03 TO THE SEMI-FORMAL OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY ON DECEMBER 11
At this point, I estimate, conservatively, zero. 😛 But don’t worry: Between now and the 11th, I bet we’ll see that number increase to at least four or five percent. 🙂
I’d sure like to go with you, Lisa!!! I’ll keep you posted. . . .