Yesterday I happened to be strolling through Delia’s in the Freehold mall and I came across a cute grey t-shirt with three hamsters on it. They were running in those rolly balls, and the shirt said, “Rollin’ Wit Tha Homies.” It was awesome. I wanted to buy it, but I opted not to because I have no money because I have no job because I have no direction in life. So, I just looked up at it for a few moments and sighed dreamily and thought of Fabio.