Religious Fashion Statements

Yesterday was a pretty nice day. I took the day off to be hungover and Allison wore her “Jesus Is My Homeboy” t-shirt. She and I were driving around with Sharon yesterday afternoon and we ended up behind a green SUV with a religious bumper sticker adhered to it.

Lisa: “Hey Allison, ‘Real Men Love Jesus.'”

Allison: “Yeah. I know.”

Lisa: “Those aren’t real men though because they don’t have those trendy balls of steel hanging from their trailer hitch.”

Allison: “That guy is wearing a doo-rag.”

Lisa: “There’s your next t-shirt. ‘Jesus Wore A Doo-Rag.'”

Allison: “That reminds me. I have to look up tickets for Ludacris.”

Lisa: “You could wear it to that.”

Allison: “I know. That’s what I was just thinking.”

Lisa DeNoia, author of Coastlined, blogging on and off since 2003. Jersey Girl in Virginia Beach. Entrepreneur, technology innovator, photographer, figure skater, traveler, sailor, avid lover of books. Guardian of Benny, also pictured above.

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