I can’t believe The Shins are playing at the NorVa in Norfolk right now and I am missing it because I was too lazy and stupid to buy a ticket on my way home from work one day this week. Now it’s sold out and I’m not there. Instead I’m sitting in my bedroom watching the President prove to the nation that public speaking was not a required course for him in school.

Someone make my President stop saying “nukular.” Please?

Seriously. I mean the word is extremely prominent in all of his speeches — you would think he could have mastered pronouncing it by now.

Say it with me, George. NUKE-LEE-AR. NUCLEAR.

I think improving George’s vocabulary is sort of a hopeless situation. I should probably let it go. But before I do, I’d just like to say, for the record, that George, I also look forward to a nukular-free Korean peninsula.