J: Do you want to heat up dinner or what?

L: Well, I’m not really hungry right now.

J: Why not?

L: Probably because I ate half that bag of Corn Puffs at my desk this afternoon.

J: Well, what the hell did you do that for?

L: Pretty much because I’m a failure at life.

J: No, you’re not a failure at life. But you are a failure at snacking.

This crazy trip has got me feelin’: full
And I’m singin’ along to: Because I Got High – Afroman