Yes, I am still at work at 5:13 p.m. on a Friday, but it’s all good for a few reasons:

1. I didn’t really do any actual work.

2. I came in voluntarily.

3. I made extra money.

4. Friday is Hawaiian shirt day (even though only one person wears a Hawaiian shirt and it’s not me).

5. We had a suprise graduation party for Sabine with wine and cheese.

6. I am drunk.

Score.