Hi, my name is Lisa. I never update my LiveJournal. I take ice skating and belly-dancing lessons, and I have a cat named Mele that I adopted from Chesapeake Cat Rescue a few weeks ago. I work full-time as a marketing assistant (which means I work on Fridays now), and I’m about to receive an A (as far as I know) in my first graduate-level course, Modern Rhetoric. My ex-boyfriend lives in Alabama now, but we watch “Love Monkey” together on Tuesday nights. I kind of started a business a few months ago with my roommate, Allison, but we hardly talk right now because she has a boyfriend and never comes home. I spend a lot of time reading and watching my TiVo. I’m currently reading How to Make Love Like A Porn Star…A Cautionary Tale by Jenna Jameson – it’s her autobiography and it’s awesome. Sometimes my military friends call me from other countries, like Bahrain, Iraq, Spain and Japan. I hardly listen to cool music right now because my Malibu just spits my CDs out and says “E r r” (short for “Error”) when I try to play them, and my iPod is never charged. Most nights when I don’t feel like running, I use “My iPod isn’t charged” as an excuse. I tried to go back to Weight Watchers recently, but found myself very un-motivated to lose 2.8 pounds. I recently got a raise at work, but I keep trying to get another one without success. I usually put off food shopping as long as possible because it makes me lonely. I’ve been drinking a lot of water and my hair is highlighted, so it’s pretty blonde. My digital camera was stolen on St. Patrick’s Day, but my mom got me a new one for my birthday and I love taking lots of pictures wherever I go. That’s about it.
Today I had lunch with Stacey the ex-unreceptionist. We went to a place called Mom’s Kitchen in Norfolk. It’s nothing like the Mom’s Kitchen in Neptune. I had a burger. It was good.
Work has been pretty slack this week. Today I decided to occupy my time by looking up the history of rhetoric on the Internet. It occured to me that nothing my professor said in class the other night made any sense to me, so I figured I’d try to learn the basics before I make my second attempt to comprehend the rather difficult 43-page reading assignment in A Rhetoric of Motives by Kenneth Burke.
Once I started reading about the history of classical rhetoric, all the nonsense from The Rhetorical Tradition (a COMM class at Virginia Tech) started rushing back to me – along with glimpses of Cameron and I giggling uncontrollably on her bed in the Chi Omega house. Even after reading the lengthy Wikipedia article on the subject, rhetoric still makes hardly any sense to me, but there is more of a difference than you would think between “hardly any” and “none at all.” I wonder what Cameron would say if she knew I was voluntarily barraging my brain with rhetorical drivel again. I bet she’d laugh. Pretty hard.
P.S. My professor, while mildly entertaining and extremely overzealous, is most certainly not hot.
Work is so quiet today. I don’t really have much to do. I’m so tired, too. Being in bed would be awesome right now. I’ve been staying out too late and drinking too much.
I’m a college student again. I registered for a grad class at ODU. Modern Rhetoric, it’s called. I looked up my professor on RateMyProfessors.com. Apparently, not only is he “nice, caring, understanding and interesting,” he’s also hot. There were four smiley faces and a red chili pepper next to his name. I guess I’ll have to let you know after my first class tomorrow night. In the meantime, I got my parking pass and my ODU student ID, and I had to buy five books!
Yeah, so I haven’t even gotten any e-mails at work for at least three hours. That’s so weird. I’ve been so swamped at work recently, I forget what I used to do to waste time here -and I know I spent the whole summer wasting time in this office. There must be something. Maybe I’ll go photocopy the crossword puzzle out of today’s paper.
I seriously wish I was at home reading right now. I’ve become obsessed with the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter novels by Laurell K. Hamilton. I started them in October and I’m already on the eighth one. I hope those five rhetoric books don’t interfere with my progress.
Damn! I should have brought the vampire book to work! I could so be sneaking in a few chapters this afternoon. Then I’d be able to save the crossword puzzle for class tomorrow night.
What? Multi-tasking is important.