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My Fairy Tale

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Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was very, very bored at work. She was cluelessly working on three things at once, but none of them were very challenging or exciting. She drank a little too much coffee, so she was a little restless. On her cubicle wall, there was a picture of her next to the “Welcome to New Mexico – Land of Enchantment” sign that kept luring her eyes away from the computer screen and her mind into space-out mode.

All of a sudden, there was a loud crash behind her in the copy room. Someone had knocked over the color printer sending project sheets and proposal pages flying everywhere! She turned and stared in joyous shock when she saw Adam, the lead singer of Maroon 5, standing amidst a ream of heavy laser paper fluttering to the ground.

When the pages settled, he moved towards her desk.

“Hey gorgeous,” he said. “Let’s go.”

“Oh my god,” she mumbled. She frantically jumped from her chair and snatched up her Kenneth Cole purse and her Tumi backpack and her Gucci sunglasses.

Adam gave her an odd look. “How does a part-time Marketing Assistant afford all that designer shit?”

“What? Do you have to ruin the moment like that?” she asked.

“Whatever, sorry.” He grabbed her hand and they bolted toward the elevator.

“Shouldn’t we be going down?” she asked.

“Shh. Relax, baby. Just wait.”

They took the elevator to the top floor and the stairs up to the roof. For once, the sun was shining in Norfolk. As she fumbled with her sunglasses case, she heard a loud noise. She looked up and dropped her sunglasses in awe as she saw the Maroon 5 helicopter landing on the roof!

“Klutz,” Adam teased. “You better pick those up. Let’s go.”

“Can we go to New Mexico?” she pleaded.

“The Land of Enchantment? That’s exactly where we can go,” he replied.

They jumped into the helicopter and headed west and she never went back to work again.

Oh, and they made out on the helicopter the whole way to Las Cruces.

Adam is the new Pierre?

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He was wearing a hot jacket, hot jeans, a hot belt buckle and a very hot watch.

Did I mention that Adam (the lead singer of Maroon 5) is extremely hot?

“I don’t wanna be told to grow up, and I don’t wanna change, I just wanna have fun.”

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The lead singer of Simple Plan is hot. Perhaps you think I sound like a 12-year-old for saying that, but let me tell you — the lead singer of Simple Plan is hot. He can sing, he’s not too tall, he’s not covered in tattoos, and he doesn’t seem to have any strange piercings. Too bad his name is Pierre.

I surprised my cousins, Kristin and Courtney, with tickets to the Simple Plan/MXPX show at the House of Blues tonight. Billy Talent (to whom singing equals screaming and dancing equals convulsing wildly) and Sugarcult opened up. It was a good time. Fortunately, since I am so short, I had no problem blending in with the crowd of 12- to 16-year-olds attending the show.

The highlights of the evening: giving the cousins the tickets at dinner, Simple Plan singing the Black-Eyed Peas song, counting all the trucker hats, David (from Simple Plan) wearing pink Josie & the Pussycats ears on stage during “Perfect”, Courtney attempting to fall asleep during the concert and then five minutes later exclaiming, “This is awesome!”, MXPX singing “Summer of ’69”, and the lead singer of Simple Plan turning out to be damn hot.

Because of the awesome show they put on, the fact that one of their band members wore pussycat ears on stage, and their entertaining discussion about Immodium and explosive diarrhea, I have developed a newfound respect for Simple Plan. Make fun of me if you want, but “Meet You There” was definitely one of the best songs I’ve seen performed live in awhile.

Granted, the place was full of shrieking high school girls dressing in black and pink, but it was cool to act 16 again for a night. I wish I had danced and screamed a little more at all the concerts I went to back in high school. Oh well.

Anyway, I’m off to bed to dream about Pierre. I could definitely give up swearing off boys for that guy.

“I’ll see you in awhile, and don’t forget that smile. What else could there possibly be to do?” – MXPX