Well, it’s been fun screwing around for the last several weeks. Thanksgiving was fun; Vegas was fun; Christmas was fun; New Year’s was fun; doing lots of shopping in between celebrating all those holidays was super fun. But (sigh), now it’s time to go back to work…for a whole week. I’m not sure how I feel about that. I mean, as much as I like my new job, somehow sitting around in my midget-height cubicle all day just does not appeal to me now any more than it ever has. I can think of so many other things I could do this week if I didn’t have to go to work. For instance, I could commandeer my boyfriend’s kitchen to hand wash all of my lingerie. Or I could go to the gym for three hours at a time and become super hot. Or I could organize my closet or clean my bathroom or practice creating new looks with makeup in the mirror or jump in my car and not stop driving until I reach somewhere that’s 80 degrees or…
Well, perhaps I am getting carried away. Because the fact is that we all know exactly what I would be doing if I weren’t working this week, and that would be shopping. So, I guess it’s better to be stuck at work where I can’t spend all my money (except for the fact that online shopping is fun, too), and not free to roam indefinitely around the malls of America.
This crazy trip has got me feelin’: blah
And I’m singin’ along to: Graceland – Paul Simon