Allison’s got too much time on her hands.

Allison: “I made you and Tom on The Sims.”

Lisa: “Do we live together?”

Allison: “Yeah, and you hate him and you’re knocked up.”

Lisa: “Real nice.”

Allison: “And your house is ugly as shit.”

Lisa DeNoia, author of Coastlined, blogging on and off since 2003. Jersey Girl in Virginia Beach. Entrepreneur, technology innovator, photographer, figure skater, traveler, sailor, avid lover of books. Guardian of Benny, also pictured above.

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