The bottle insists it lasts for 12 hours, but I’m pretty positive that my allergy medicine peters out after eight hours because this is the second day in a row I’m battling the runny nose and leaky eyes at 4 pm. It’s a little dumb.

In other news, some other dimwit who wasn’t paying attention and I had a little fender bender in the condo parking lot this morning. Finally, proof that something can wake you up faster than coffee!