Hypothetically, if someone were to unleash me in J.Crew with unlimited funds this season, these are the six items I’d purchase. I say “hypothetically” for two reasons: (1) because once I try on those paisley-looking pants, I’m probably going to realize they won’t work out on my 5’1″ frame, and (2) because that black dress is already sold out. =)

1. Collection Golden Paisley Pant, $325
2. Booker Boots, $298
3. Collection Houndstooth Popover, $525 (This thing must be made from the wool of sheep royalty.)
4. Collection Cafe Capri in Jade Jacquard, $198
5. Etta Cap Toe Leather Pumps, $248
6. Flared Ponte Dress, $138 (sold out)