I never update my LJ with any funny stories anymore. I should do that.

This weekend, my boyfriend and I were at the Oceanfront, and I walked up to a parked limo and said, “Will you give us a ride to Murphy’s?” The limo driver said yes! We hopped in, and he took us to Murphy’s for free. It was f-ing sweet.

This morning, I was walking to work, and some crazy lady was staring at me. I smiled and said hi. She said, “You should be ashamed of yourself!” I said, “What?” She said, “You know what you’re doing. You should be ashamed! Ashamed!” It was f-ing weird (and stupid).

Now I’m sitting at work nursing a swollen tonsil. It’s the left one. Nothing like a swollen tonsil to top off your Monday morning. I hope I’m not getting sick. That would f-ing suck.