Kristina: “Then he called and I was laying in bed playing The Sims 2 on my Nintendo DS.”
Allison: “Oh, by the way, Tom’s dead.”
Lisa: “What?”
Allison: “Yeah, who do you want to marry? Now I gotta make someone else to take care of you and the kids.”
Lisa: “I don’t know.”
Allison: “I don’t even know what happened, he just up and croaked. Now, this sucks. It’s still the Valentine family, but there are no Valentines in it. There’s Lisa DeNoia, Kevin DeNoia and Jenny DeNoia, but no Valentines.”
Lisa: “Why are they all named after me?”
Allison: “They’re your kids.”
Lisa: “Shouldn’t they have been named Valentine after Tom?”
Allison: “You guys weren’t married. You just woohoo’d in the bed and shit.”
Lisa: “Great.”
Allison: “You guys have a sick ass house, too.”
Lisa: “So do you have to sell of our stuff now?”
Kristina: “Yeah, so they can afford to live?”
Allison: “Nah. There’s a cheat code.”
