March 4th is the only day of the year that is also a command. (I think I said that last year.) It is also Chef Ed’s birthday. I’ll have to call him later.

I went out to lunch today with my new friend Stacey from work. I babbled on and on about the silliest things the whole time we were out. It then occured to me that a huge part of the problem I have with my job is that I don’t get to talk enough. I mean, I suppose I could talk to my computer, but then everyone would think I was crazy. I also don’t get to walk around a lot. I just sit here and do shit on a computer. What happened to the “public” in “public relations?”

Countdown to nap time: 4 hours