To: J
From: Lisa
Sent: Mon, Aug 22, 2011 10:37 AM
Subject: Crabs

Tina’s crab fest is on September 10 at 4pm. Put on your calendar. =)

To: Lisa
From: J
Sent: Mon, Aug 22, 2011 10:38 AM
Subject: Re: Crabs

Ok. Does she want that lady’s #?

To: J
From: Lisa
Sent: Mon, Aug 22, 2011 10:42 AM
Subject: Re: Crabs

Yes.

To: Lisa
From: J
Sent: Mon, Aug 22, 2011 11:16 AM
Subject: Re: Crabs

The oldest dude in my fantasy football league just suggested we have our draft @ a “gentleman’s club.” lol

To: J
From: Lisa
Sent: Mon, Aug 22, 2011 11:45 AM
Subject: Re: Crabs

Like a strip club? How are you supposed to do a draft in a strip club? That’s really stupid. You either do sports OR strippers, but I think doing both at the same time is overkill.

To: Lisa
From: J
Sent Mon, Aug 22, 2011 12:57 PM
Subject: Re: Crabs

No idea, it will slow it down even more. Apparently hooters is his other suggestion. It’s much easier when it’s at someone’s house.

Did you notice the weight of the package with the dog bowls? 9.3 lbs??

To: J
From: Lisa
Sent: Mon, Aug 22, 2011 2:27 PM
Subject: Re: Crabs

9.3 lbs? And isn’t Hooters a little loud for a draft? It usually takes you forever…would you be eating wings the whole time? Could be bring me an order of medium boneless ones back with ranch and curly fries w/cheese sauce? Becuase I like those, but that Hooters near Oceana is trashy.

To: Lisa
From: J
Sent: Mon, Aug 22, 2011 2:29 PM
Subject: Re: Crabs

Yes. Yes. No. Yes. I agree.

To: Lisa
From: Mom
Sent: Tues, Aug 23, 2011 1:12 PM
Subject: Hurricane

Looks like you might be getting that storm this weekend…they think it could become a Category 4 and hit Hatteras and the Outer Banks. That means a big storm for you. Let me know what you are planning to do. You should plan on getting out by Thursday or Friday. Let me know.

The weather channel says get your emergency kit together now. Radio, batteries, water, cash, gas in the car.

To: Mom
From: Lisa
Sent: Tues, Aug 23, 2011 2:26 PM
Subject: Re: Hurricane

Yeah, if I don’t get taken out by a fucking earthquake before then.

To: Tina
From: Lisa
Sent: Wed, Aug 24, 2011 9:23 AM
Subject: Natural Disasters

I thought I was losing my mind last night around 8pm because I felt motion sickness and thought we were having another earthquake. And again in the middle of the night I woke up nauseous and thought J’s blinds were swaying a tiny, tiny bit. I was like, “STOP FREAKING OUT – YOU’RE AN IDIOT.”

Turns out I’m not crazy.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Quakes/se082411b.php

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Quakes/usc0005ivl.php

To: Heather
From: Lisa
Sent: Wed, Aug 24, 2011 10:22 AM
Subject: Hurricane Party

What are your weekend plans? Are you going to evacuate or do you want to come over? I started my shopping list for supplies: candles, batteries, water, ice, beer, Clue, Scrabble, and Yahtzee. John says he can charge iPods and cell phones for up to four days on his UPSs (uninterrupted power supplies).

To: Mom
From: Lisa
Sent: Wed, Aug 24, 2011 10:30 AM
Subject: Re: Hurricane

Looks like YOU might be getting that storm this weekend. Better pack your shit. HURRY!! HURRY!!!!!!! Make sure you stock up on batteries and Skinny Girl Margaritas!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

And if you evacuate, you better take my turtle with you. I don’t want him to drown.

To: Lisa
From: Heather
Sent: Wed, Aug 24, 2011 10:32 AM
Subject: Re: Hurricane Party

I am not evacuating…. I am not convinced it will hit us. I do need to find a cute outfit to wear my rainboots with though- so I will need your help!! 😉 What should I wear them with that would be cute!?

I hope we can play some board games!!! Wooo hooo! I do love me some hurricane parties!! 🙂

To: Heather
From: Lisa
Sent: Wed, Aug 24, 2011 10:39 AM
Subject: Re: Hurricane Party

Denim cutoffs, rain boots, button-up shirt and sunglasses to protect your eyes from sideways rain. Then let’s head to the beach and take some ridiculous windblown photos. I was thinking about bringing my Jimmy Buffett tailgating decorations to J’s house and hanging them all over the house to be festive, but just in case a window shatters, I don’t want all my inflatable palm trees to blow away. 😉

To: Lisa
From: Heather
Sent: Wed, Aug 24, 2011 11:57 AM
Subject: Re: Hurricane Party

Prob heading to the mall at lunch to look for cutoffs!

To: Lisa
From: Heather
Sent: Wed, Aug 24, 2011 1:15 PM
Subject: Re: Hurricane Party

I got some cut-offs and knee socks- hope the shorts fit!!

To: Heather
From: Lisa
Sent: Wed, Aug 24, 2011 2:27 PM
Subject: Re: Hurricane Party

Did you just seriously go buy an outfit to wear for a hurricane?

To: Michelle
From: Lisa
Sent: Wed, Aug 24, 2011 2:49 PM
Subject:

What are you doing?

To: Lisa
From: Michelle
Sent: Wed, Aug 24, 2011 2:57 PM
Subject: Re:

Dealing with EtQ//. Why

To: Michelle
From: Lisa
Sent: Wed, Aug 24, 2011 3:02 PM
Subject: Re:

I was going to write a blog post entitled “The Week in E-mails” and was hoping you would respond with something more entertaining than that.

To: Kristen
From: Lisa
Sent: Thu, Aug 25, 2011 9:44 AM
Subject: Hurricane

I’m trying to be prepared and make at least a few hurricane plans that don’t involve mixed drinks, beer and boardgames by candlelight. Mind if I flee to your house if we need to get away from the beach? =)

To: Lisa
From: Kristen
Sent: Thu, Aug 25, 2011 11:03 AM
Subject: Re: Hurricane

Oh absolutely!! Mi casa es su casa! We’ll prob be hunkered down all weekend now that we’re not going out of town. I may still have to run up to Richmond on Sunday eve but that’s up in the air.

Just keep me posted!

To: Kristen
From: Lisa
Sent: Thu, Aug 25, 2011 11:30 AM
Subject: Re: Hurricane

Sweet. Now at least I feel like I have some sort of evacuation plan AND I even reviewed all of my insurance policies, so now I can continue with my normal irresponsible behavior — like stocking up on wine, Chef Boyardee, pineapple-scented candles, Scrabble and Clue. =)

To: Co-worker
From: Lisa
Sent: Thu, Aug 25, 2011 1:45 PM
Subject: Ummm…

This doesn’t look very appealing…
http://www.weather.com/maps/news/atlstorm9/truvu15_large.html

@lisadenoia contemplating a timely escape… #irene
25 Aug

Lisa DeNoia It’s official. I’m getting the hell out of here. Be safe!
25 Aug

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