J: Do you want to heat up dinner or what?
L: Well, I’m not really hungry right now.
J: Why not?
L: Probably because I ate half that bag of Corn Puffs at my desk this afternoon.
J: Well, what the hell did you do that for?
L: Pretty much because I’m a failure at life.
J: No, you’re not a failure at life. But you are a failure at snacking.
This crazy trip has got me feelin’: full
And I’m singin’ along to: Because I Got High – Afroman