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All the trees in the region made a group decision to kick off the 2010 reproductive season, and they’re spreading some sick botanical version of an STD all over everything. Keep it in your pants, trees! No one wants to see your disgusting yellow rash of germination powder on their cars, their outdoor furniture or their person. Especially me. Keep your sneeze-inducing, cough-producing, allergenic pollen out of my face. 

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