My cat was excited to read on Yahoo! this morning that a new species of fist-sized bird was recently discovered in Colombia. Isn’t it cute? It’s called the Yariguies brush-finch. It kind of looks like the long-lost member of a one-hit nineties punk band with that orange mohawk. When I get discovered, I’m going to have a talented graphic designer put this little guy on my first hit CD cover. It’s going to be totally sweet. Anyway, congratulations to the Yariguies brush-finch for being discovered. Rock on.