Okay, so first of all, I’m drunk. Second of all, I came home from the bar with five dollars more than I went out with. Third, my new kitty, Mele, is the cutest thing on earth. And finally, McDonald’s Late Night Menu sucks.

McDonald’s employee: “Hi, welcome to McDonald’s. Please order from the Late Night Menu – 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9.”
Kristina: “We can only order Value Meals?”
Lisa: “What if we just want a cheeseburger?”
Kristina: “Can we order off the dollar menu?”
Elena: “I could really use a cheeseburger right now, but I’m only eating kosher foods.”
McDonald’s girl: “2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9.”
Kristina: “That sucks.”
Lisa: “What the fuck kind of McDonald’s is this? I want a Happy Meal.”
McDonald’s bitch: “Every McDonald’s is like this. Has been for the past four years.”
Lisa: “Well, we wouldn’t know because we don’t eat at fucking McDonald’s because we’re not fat!”
Rola: “Okay. Bye!”
Lisa: “McDonald’s sucks. That’s so gay. And retarded. Fuck McDonald’s. We should have told that chick we wanted food – not her phone number.”

Fifth, I have insane hiccups. Sixth, I’m eating Hamburger Helper instead of McDonald’s. Seventh, I think some guy tried to sell me a Volkswagen at Offshore?

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