I feel like I have reverted back to the fourth grade. My friend Stacey the un-receptionist and I have been sharing bologna and cheese sandwiches for lunch all week. Sometimes we share chips and a soda, too. Now we’re splitting a bag of Twizzlers.
Lisa: “I feel like I have taken a giant step back to elementary school. Can I just start calling you Alyssa? Alyssa was my best friend in elementary school. She always had the best lunches and shared with me. Pringles and stuff.”
Stacey: “My best friend’s name was Katie. You look like a Katie.”
Lisa: “Fine. I’ll call you Alyssa, you call me Katie. Except I thought you were going to start calling me Elli. What happened to that? Huh?”
Stacey: “Oh yeah.”
Stacey: “Well, here. I saved you the last Twizzler.”