Yes, I am still at work at 5:13 p.m. on a Friday, but it’s all good for a few reasons:
1. I didn’t really do any actual work.
2. I came in voluntarily.
3. I made extra money.
4. Friday is Hawaiian shirt day (even though only one person wears a Hawaiian shirt and it’s not me).
5. We had a suprise graduation party for Sabine with wine and cheese.
6. I am drunk.