Ed Barry’s Tongue

By December 1, 2004 conversations
[Note: Parts of this conversation have been omitted due to a lack of entertainment value.]

icabob133: I have a white spot on my tongue
icabob133: what is it
VTJerseyGirl03: i am not a tongue expert.
VTJerseyGirl03: well, i take that back.
icabob133: hmph
icabob133: and here I was trying to be clean
VTJerseyGirl03: sorry
icabob133: grrr
icabob133: what is this thing
icabob133: make it go away
VTJerseyGirl03: i don’t know what it is
icabob133: I took a picture of it
icabob133: want it?
icabob133: hope its not aids
VTJerseyGirl03: you took a picture of your tongue?
VTJerseyGirl03: it’s not aids
icabob133: [sends huge picture of tongue]icabob133: what is it!?!?!
VTJerseyGirl03: i have no idea
icabob133: does it look normal?
VTJerseyGirl03: maybe you have an inflamed tastebud.
icabob133: its not that
icabob133: mmmm
icabob133: what is it
icabob133: find it!
icabob133: be a mom
icabob133: make it better
VTJerseyGirl03: i am not your frickin mom
icabob133: pwease
VTJerseyGirl03: pwease?
icabob133: I have another picture if you want
VTJerseyGirl03: sure go ahead, bombard me with pictures of your tongue
icabob133: find it. what is it?
VTJerseyGirl03: i don’t know.  i am not a tongue doctor.  and i am certainly not a mom.  all i have is yahoo and a huge picture of your tongue.
icabob133: and you cant figure it out>:o
icabob133: I thought you were smart >:o
VTJerseyGirl03: WHOA THERE.
VTJerseyGirl03: now just chill.
icabob133: im heading to bed
icabob133: hope I wake up tomorrow
VTJerseyGirl03: i hope your tongue feels better
icabob133: do you think its a burn?
icabob133: maybe I burned my tongue
VTJerseyGirl03: maybe you did!
VTJerseyGirl03: that would mean you are going to live
VTJerseyGirl03: let me know.  keep me updated on your tongue.
icabob133: do you normally get white spots from burning your tongue?
VTJerseyGirl03: i don’t know
VTJerseyGirl03: i try not to burn my tongue
icabob133: yea, well, its not like I was walking round licking lightbulbs
icabob133: okay
icabob133: Im going to bed
VTJerseyGirl03: ok.
VTJerseyGirl03: i’m glad you haven’t been licking lightbulbs.  that would mean you are an idiot.
VTJerseyGirl03: have a nice night – i’ll keep my fingers crossed for your tongue.
icabob133: thanks

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