Stephen would say I’m “ruling at life.”

By November 8, 2004 lists, ruling at life

The following things are extremely awesome.

1. That I got to play football on the beach in November.
2. That I can have meaningful conversations about Virginia Tech football and Company E-15 of the Pershing Rifles/the Gregory Guard with the old men at my job.
3. That I have already found a radio station in Virginia Beach playing nothing but Christmas music until January 1.
4. That I have a semi-formal, office Christmas party to attend on December 11. (I am currently accepting applications for a date.)
5. That I am excited about Christmas for the first time in at least three years.
6. That my apartment smells nice all the time.
7. That my little brother [censored] Avril Lavigne concert.
8. That I got up early enough to make myself an omelet for breakfast this morning before work.
9. Wawa.

Nice.

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  • calic0jack says:

    you’re doing pretty good except step 3. other than that, keep on trucking.

  • ljrichard says:

    APPLICATION TO ACCOMPANY VTJERSEYGIRL03 TO THE SEMI-FORMAL OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY ON DECEMBER 11TH
    Name: ljrichard
    Age: 20 (but I act much younger)
    Marital status: single
    Smoker? No
    Drinker? You all know the story
    Tattoos? No
    Gross income? Yes
    Edukayshun: N/A
    Describe yourself, in one word: Pronoun
    Why do you think VTJerseyGirl03 should pick you to be her date? What is this, a questionnaire?
    Hey, I asked you a question. Answer mine, first.
    No, you answer mine first!
    Screw you.
    Go to hell.
    Jerk.
    Asshole.
    ——————–
    Well, is there anything else you need to know? 🙂

    • Lisa says:

      Re: APPLICATION TO ACCOMPANY VTJERSEYGIRL03 TO THE SEMI-FORMAL OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY ON DECEMBER 11
      hmmm… percent likeliness that applicant will be on the continent of North America on the date of the event?

      • ljrichard says:

        Re: APPLICATION TO ACCOMPANY VTJERSEYGIRL03 TO THE SEMI-FORMAL OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY ON DECEMBER 11
        At this point, I estimate, conservatively, zero. 😛 But don’t worry: Between now and the 11th, I bet we’ll see that number increase to at least four or five percent. 🙂
        I’d sure like to go with you, Lisa!!! I’ll keep you posted. . . .

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