Aunt Kim: “Sam, you are not in bed.”

Sammy: “I KNOW.”

Uncle Franky: “Kim, look at this. Don’t touch it. It’s gonna get all over. Oh, look what you did. It looks like there’s an animal living in this house.”

Sammy: “Fobs IS an animal.”

Aunt Kim: “Oh! I’ll have to suck that up with the vacuum tomorrow. Sam, get to bed. Frank, give your daughter a kiss goodnight.”

Sammy: “Dad, are you gonna grow a mustache?”

Uncle Franky: “Why? You want me to?”

Sammy: “No.”

Uncle Franky: “I’m gonna feed Fabio to the cat.”

Lisa: “Can I have his TV?”

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