I asked Stephen for advice and this is what happened.

By February 29, 2004 conversations

calic0jack22 (9:28:49): hey
calic0jack22 is away at 9:32:06 PM.
VTJerseyGirl03 (9:40:52 PM): what?

Auto response from calic0jack22 (9:40:52 PM): brb

soon

VTJerseyGirl03 (9:43:40 PM): hellooooooooooooooooooo?
VTJerseyGirl03 (9:43:50 PM): dude.  yousuck
VTJerseyGirl03 (9:47:21 PM): hey porcelina of the oceans blue, wtf are you doin?
calic0jack22 returned at 9:47:54 PM.
calic0jack22 (9:48:11 PM): back
calic0jack22 (9:48:15 PM): i was playin RO
VTJerseyGirl03 (9:48:21 PM): RO?
VTJerseyGirl03 (9:48:24 PM): wtf is that?
calic0jack22 (9:48:30 PM): Red Orchestra
VTJerseyGirl03 (9:49:23 PM): right.  and is that a game or a musical something-or-other?
calic0jack22 (9:49:34 PM): game, fag
VTJerseyGirl03 (9:49:44 PM): bite me, ass.
calic0jack22 (9:49:48 PM): whats up
VTJerseyGirl03 (9:49:58 PM): you imed me, fool.  what you want?
calic0jack22 (9:50:13 PM): i said hi
calic0jack22 (9:50:17 PM): and you didn’t say hi back
VTJerseyGirl03 (9:50:33 PM): i wasn’t here.  i was downstairs washing my face so it doesn’t grow zits.
VTJerseyGirl03 (9:51:00 PM): dude.  i need your advice.
calic0jack22 (9:51:06 PM): on what
calic0jack22 (9:51:07 PM): ?

(Advice conversation follows – classified information.)

calic0jack22 (9:58:11 PM): i’ll be right back i need some food
VTJerseyGirl03 (9:58:16 PM): havin tickets to see a show is an “emergency?”
VTJerseyGirl03 (9:58:17 PM): lol
calic0jack22 (9:58:24 PM): no fag
calic0jack22 is away at 9:58:30 PM.
VTJerseyGirl03 (9:58:36 PM): damn you asshole

Auto response from calic0jack22 (9:58:37 PM): food

VTJerseyGirl03 (9:58:44 PM): your fat ass don’t need no food.
calic0jack22 returned at 10:15:39 PM.
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:23:25 PM): yo ho yo ho a pirate’s life for me
calic0jack22 is away at 10:24:07 PM.
calic0jack22 returned at 10:24:10 PM.
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:24:14 PM): wtf?
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:24:16 PM): you are a retard
calic0jack22 (10:24:16 PM): wtf?
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:24:25 PM): dude
calic0jack22 (10:24:39 PM): dude
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:24:47 PM): you know that guy in that band the darkness?
calic0jack22 (10:24:52 PM): yeah
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:24:56 PM): that sings i believe in a thing called love?
calic0jack22 (10:25:04 PM): yeah
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:25:04 PM): that guy is some ugly scary-lookin shit
calic0jack22 (10:25:16 PM): and?
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:25:19 PM): just sayin
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:26:12 PM): whatever dude
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:26:15 PM): i’m going to bed
calic0jack22 (10:26:25 PM): goodnight
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:26:28 PM): you’re sure i didn’t **** *** * ***** ******* ****?
calic0jack22 (10:26:37 PM): yeah
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:26:43 PM): ok
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:26:48 PM): i’m gonna trust you on that
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:28:56 PM): can i have your permission to use this conversation to create a humorous piece of literature for my lj?
calic0jack22 (10:29:09 PM): fine
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:29:25 PM): score yo
calic0jack22 (10:34:19 PM): i thought you were goin to bed
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:34:33 PM): i am
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:34:42 PM): after i create a literary masterpiece in my journal
calic0jack22 (10:34:53 PM): -_-
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:34:58 PM): what?
calic0jack22 (10:35:19 PM): its a face
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:35:24 PM): i know
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:35:29 PM): i meant, what is the face for?
calic0jack22 (10:35:41 PM): its a small laugh
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:36:14 PM): it looks like you just had a small brain fart
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:36:19 PM): or just a fart
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:36:24 PM): it looks like a fart face
calic0jack22 (10:36:25 PM): 0_o
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:36:29 PM): WHOA
calic0jack22 (10:36:32 PM): O_o
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:36:32 PM): there is no need for that
calic0jack22 (10:36:44 PM): (O) _ (O)
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:36:49 PM): what is that?
calic0jack22 (10:36:55 PM): (0) _ (0)
calic0jack22 (10:36:58 PM): ET
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:37:02 PM): HAHAHAHA
calic0jack22 wants to directly connect (10:37:02 PM).
calic0jack22 is now directly connected (10:37:10 PM).
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:37:17 PM): what is this garbage for?
calic0jack22 (10:37:38 PM): (sends picture of ET)
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:37:47 PM): awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
calic0jack22 (10:37:48 PM): hes so cool
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:37:50 PM): here, look at this
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:38:13 PM): (sends picture of Kristin, Lisa, and Courtney from last week)
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:38:27 PM): on our way to see simple plan/mxpx
calic0jack22 (10:38:37 PM): they got tall
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:39:01 PM): (sends picture of hot boy)
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:39:05 PM): you know who that is?
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:39:08 PM): it’s PIERRE
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:39:14 PM): i am in LOVE w/PIERRE
calic0jack22 (10:39:14 PM): (sends picture of ET)
calic0jack22 (10:39:22 PM): you know who that is?
calic0jack22 (10:39:24 PM): its ET
calic0jack22 (10:39:29 PM): i am in LOVE w/ ET
calic0jack22 (10:39:38 PM): (O) _ (O)

(Picture-sending war ensues.)

VTJerseyGirl03 (10:43:59 PM): (Sends picture of Kristin, Sammy, and Lisa)
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:44:12 PM): that’s us.  awaiting the world premier of the new SP video on TRL
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:44:15 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
calic0jack22 (10:44:25 PM): im saving that picture
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:44:39 PM): why?
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:44:43 PM): cuz i look like a retard?
calic0jack22 (10:44:47 PM): so i can send it to joe glassford
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:44:52 PM): for what?
calic0jack22 (10:44:53 PM): Heavy Fuckin’ Metal
calic0jack22 (10:46:03 PM): ska wrist band?
calic0jack22 (10:46:06 PM): i have it
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:46:09 PM): me too
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:46:15 PM): she bought a pair and gave me one
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:46:19 PM): you should see my new belt
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:46:21 PM): hold on
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:48:26 PM): (Sends picture of new belt)
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:49:06 PM): you like me new belt?
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:49:10 PM): i got it for work
calic0jack22 (10:49:11 PM): yeah
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:49:13 PM): it’s hot
calic0jack22 (10:49:13 PM): im gonna go to bed
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:49:16 PM): what?
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:49:17 PM): loser
calic0jack22 (10:49:26 PM): good night
VTJerseyGirl03 (10:49:32 PM): night
calic0jack22 direct connection is closed (10:49:35 PM).
calic0jack22 is away at 10:49:43 PM.

VTJerseyGirl03 (10:49:46 PM): don’t sent shitty pictures of me to joe glassford you asshole

Auto response from calic0jack22 (10:49:46 PM): sleep

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